Lord Scum

by Lord Scum

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The altar glows like a kaleidoscope From broken bottle stained glass windows A beacon for those who call themselves scum Beyond the smoke lies the kingdom of mud Rivers of slime Oceans of ooze A paradise for the ones that spew Scum leaf grows on every tree Every pond is filled with algae Inhale communion from the Putrid One The leaves his hair, the pipe his lungs Close your eyes and recite the oath Lord Scum take me to your home Now I lay me down to spew I give Lord Scum my soul to you If I should die before I puke Throw me in the sea of ooze. The pond is hazy The slime begin to rise The ground is shaking The water opens wide The whirlpool's swirling Our ride's arrived The master's calling It's time to dive.
Scumageddon 03:50
Send word to the afterlife. The bloody slaughter begins tonight. Written in The Book Of Scum. You knew we were the chosen ones. Revelations do prophesize. Pond Scum brings the end of time. Dark Times have just begun. Green blood covers up the sun. You’ll puke until you die. The mighty Lord Scum arise!!! ....and eat the faithful ones, alive…. Oceans of ooze shall cover the land. You’ll feel the touch of his burning hand. Your eyes’ll melt and your organs pour, Onto Lord Scum’s killing floor.
Decaying Pastures Under its feet Sent by The Master The Oozen Fiend Has been Unleashed The Skull Basher There's nowhere to run The battle has begun Time to shed blood Trapped inside the… Wicked Caster of Plague and Disease Fetid Bastard Cavern of Teeth Become its Feast Your soul captured PIT OF THE STANKOR
Scumleaf 03:03
On the banks of the pond, grows the scumleaf. You can smell it strong. Its strange powers are known to all, but only Pond Scum heed the call. Scumleaf you're my only love, there cannot be another. Scumleaf burning in my mind. Smoke of many colors. I see its ember burning bright. Smoke the scumleaf every night. Haze surrounds me. You think I'm dumb, but you can't stop me. I am Pond Scum.
See the blind man In his mossy cloak Feel the bile Rising in your throat He’s the warlock of filth He’s the wizard of scum Necromancer of The Pond You’re binded to his will For Lord Scum you will kill His evil deeds fulfilled Smell his aura As it coats your lungs Hear his mumbles In forgotten tongues He’s the warlock of filth He’s the wizard of scum Necromancer of The Pond You’re binded to his will For Lord Scum you will kill His evil deeds fulfilled Magic herbs let him see the dead Blowing smoke to resurrect Rotten corpses and piles of bones Reanimated for the Demon Lord Necro Mancer Necro Mancer He’s the warlock of filth He’s the wizard of scum His will will be done Lord Scum’s chosen one Necromancer of The Pond
Where the black scumleaf grows Mortals have lost their souls Stench drifting from the pond Follow the sirens’ song Reaching the water’s edge Breathe in the pestilence Fumes swirling in your head Nauseas delirious Stumble closer The water’s warm Let it take you And be reborn. Mold growing on your bones Spores in your ventricles Slime replaces your blood Transform into Pond Scum Where the black scumleaf grows Where the black scumleaf grows The Water’s Calling...
Smoker of the scum leaf Drinker of the sacred ooze Summoned by the high priest Arise from your sunken tomb Rider of the slime beast Floating on the black foam Savior of the unclean Sit upon the scum throne Minions of the Deep One Purging to become saved Bowels of repugnance The dawning of a new plague All Hail Lord Scum All Hail Lord Scum. Worship The Putrid One. Awakened by ancient slime. Be Reborn.


From the dankest depths of the pond, Lord Scum spews forth their debut album of lo-fi stoner metal jams.

The Putrid One, Lord Scum, has awoken from his inebriated slumber to drink ooze, smoke scumleaf, and give you this free download.

The whirlpool's open. It's time to dive!


released April 20, 2017

Allen "Algaenon" Fonseca - Guitar & Lead Summoner
Doug "Oozerus" Blake - Bass & Ritualistic Backup
Zak "(Land) Philth" Kirwin - Drums & Supporting Pukecantations


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